Dawn - As Paul O'Grady puts it: My doctor told me I was a paranoid schizophrenic. Well, he didn't actually say it but we could tell he was thinking it.
Now where's my eye-patch? No, wait. Is that for pirates? Meh. Just click of the damned picture already. Arrr!
Venn That Tune
The perfect stocking filler. Or, you know, whenever. Birthday, Valentine's Day. Ok, maybe not Valentine's Day. Unless your beloved is a geek like you. Then it would be pretty cool, I guess.
No good can come of an emptied out finger - Lesley
My God I need a Stab-O-Mizer. Also, I need to remember to use the word "fucktard" more often - Blissfully Caffeinated
Farty, the Queen Mother of the Blogosphere - Daphne Wayne-Bough
Ha! That's hyster...waitafuckingminute - Jenny, the Bloggess
How did you get that photo of me dressed up as a pirate? - Honey
I hereby nominate you for the Nobel Prize in Explaining Stuff to the InterWeb - Memarie
I think my brain just farted! - GiGGLe
Mr Farty, you are totally filthy. It is great - Miss Tickle
Better than "The New Scientist" - Brom
Mines' a beat up old thing full of crap - John Greenwood
I'm always watching - Misssy M
You are a brilliant and weird man - Lady MacLeod
Are you in fact Stephen Fry? - Rilly Super
I fart in your general direction - Minx
Shit - you made me blow Wodka out of my nose - Spanish Goth
Bossy can see you're a real Kitchen Prize - BOSSY
Love your blog, especially the tartan borders - Babzy
And I though I was the drama queen - Drama Queen
We are distressed to see that you were less than positively impacted by your visit to our country. Unfortunately, we just can't do anything about Utah at this time - Sewmouse
Wot? No Billy Piper? - Lettuce
50 flavours of fudge get my vote - Cat
I would have said Hugh Grant was more of a twat than a fanny - Kissme
11 comments:
Re: Farty's Fortunes:
I've never taken medication for paranoia. Been prescribed loads...
I like to believe I AM paranoid. Otherwise, all those nasty things people say about me would be true.
You could change the name of the blog to "In Farty's Fields..."
Dawn - As Paul O'Grady puts it: My doctor told me I was a paranoid schizophrenic. Well, he didn't actually say it but we could tell he was thinking it.
MAW - You'd have to hold your breath!
Yeah, Farty's fields sounds great!
Very nice poppies. I had never seen them blue -we only have red ones over here-.
Springtime is here. Everything blossoms, even human beings. ;)
Corn flowers?
Pretty flowers.
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean everyone is NOT out to get me.
Leni - Yes, ours are mostly red too, but this was in the Botanic Gardens.
John - Way too big. I know there's no scale but they're the same size as red poppies.
Sew - Very pretty. You've left the iron on.
They need to get out more.
Pretty. It's Poppy season over here in So Cal but ours are all orange. Or I just don't know the right places to look.
IBM - Where's "out"?
Lesley - I hear the white poppies are pretty in Afghanistan.
'out' is anywhere other than in bed. Staying in bed makes them blue.
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