This is an awesome post and INKJET and FEED are my favorites and I'm totally riveted to every poin....OH. MAH. GAHHHH. Is that Dwayne Johnson???? *drooools*
Lesley - Dwayne who? Oh, The Boulder? Riiiiiiiiiight.
Laura - I'm purty sure if you ask the google, it'll tell you what these words really mean, e.g. A Beowulf cluster is a group of usually identical PC computers running a Free and Open Source Software (FOSS) Unix-like operating system, such as BSD, Linux or Solaris; they are networked into a small TCP/IP LAN, and have libraries and programs installed which allow processing to be shared among them.
See? Clear.as.mud.
John - Do me a favour and ask Di to give you a slap from me.
#Debi - About that video: when they're about to feed the crocs, they lead all the tourists onto a slatted wooden bridge across the pool. Once you're all standing on the bridge, they press a button to shake the bejesus out of you. Laugh? I nearly shitted myself!
Now where's my eye-patch? No, wait. Is that for pirates? Meh. Just click of the damned picture already. Arrr!
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Please. NOBODY stop him!
This is an awesome post and INKJET and FEED are my favorites and I'm totally riveted to every poin....OH. MAH. GAHHHH. Is that Dwayne Johnson???? *drooools*
Wait. What was I saying?
I am computer illiterate, but I like the pitcherzzzzzzz
Desperation nearing Mr. F? LOL!
Lesley - Dwayne who? Oh, The Boulder? Riiiiiiiiiight.
Laura - I'm purty sure if you ask the google, it'll tell you what these words really mean, e.g. A Beowulf cluster is a group of usually identical PC computers running a Free and Open Source Software (FOSS) Unix-like operating system, such as BSD, Linux or Solaris; they are networked into a small TCP/IP LAN, and have libraries and programs installed which allow processing to be shared among them.
See? Clear.as.mud.
John - Do me a favour and ask Di to give you a slap from me.
"Gooey Front End" could have been a lot more eeuch.
But I realise this is a family-oriented blog.
Crush me, Boulder.
I'M JUST SAYIN'.
Thanks for clearing that up. I've been trying to figure out what "gooey front end" meant for a while now.
Now I just have to get the glue out of my laptop....
McChé - I have no idea what you mean. *cough*
Lesley - Steady!
Mother - Hello. Do come again. As it were.
I really should be more awake when I come here. I took me this many times looking at the post to realize that the last "picture" is a video...
D'oh!
#Debi - About that video: when they're about to feed the crocs, they lead all the tourists onto a slatted wooden bridge across the pool. Once you're all standing on the bridge, they press a button to shake the bejesus out of you. Laugh? I nearly shitted myself!
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