MAW - You may think this is my shortest ever post - you'd be wrong. Although it does have the longest title.
Goth - I demand that you retract that insult forthwith! I am sick and tired of hearing these same tired old "jokes" being trotted out about the Scotch being tight-fisted. We are warm, kind and generous to a fault and I for one find these remarks deeply hurtful.
Jenny - If I don't like the book, I can return it for a full refund, right?
Well said, sir. The pisser is that now you gotta work double-time because I'll be experiencing BLDD (Blog Lurker's Deficit Disorder), with one less blog to read.
A question, if I may? Why does it take so long for your pages to load on my computer? I mean, besides that known fact that I'm an idjet?
Possible reasons for long page loads: 1/ I've got about a squillion graphic images on my blog, many of them rolled up in my blogroll. Plus that award on its own is 26k. I might have to do something about that.
2/ You're on dialup?
3/ The electrons take a long time to get from Scotchland to San Luis Obispo. *just a wild guess*
4/ Safari isn't all it's cracked up to be. *another guess*
5/ Mac OS X - not that great. Doesn't seem likely.
6/ AT&T are using copper wire but charging you for fiber.
You are my new Scots love. I could never ha' said this so eloquently myself.
ReplyDeleteThat is SO Scottish.
ReplyDeleteJust because you have to pay to read shit - it's poo.
I think you should rip the fuck out of teabags and see what happens.
"Och, I see..." - a fucking mess on the floor
This is entirely the reaction I was hoping for.
ReplyDeleteMAW - You may think this is my shortest ever post - you'd be wrong. Although it does have the longest title.
ReplyDeleteGoth - I demand that you retract that insult forthwith! I am sick and tired of hearing these same tired old "jokes" being trotted out about the Scotch being tight-fisted. We are warm, kind and generous to a fault and I for one find these remarks deeply hurtful.
Jenny - If I don't like the book, I can return it for a full refund, right?
LMFAO! You're a madman!! xx
ReplyDeleteWell said, sir. The pisser is that now you gotta work double-time because I'll be experiencing BLDD (Blog Lurker's Deficit Disorder), with one less blog to read.
ReplyDeleteA question, if I may?
Why does it take so long for your pages to load on my computer? I mean, besides that known fact that I'm an idjet?
GiGGLe - Look who's talking! ;-)
ReplyDeleteGael - Bit of a bummer for both of us, huh?
Possible reasons for long page loads:
1/ I've got about a squillion graphic images on my blog, many of them rolled up in my blogroll. Plus that award on its own is 26k. I might have to do something about that.
2/ You're on dialup?
3/ The electrons take a long time to get from Scotchland to San Luis Obispo. *just a wild guess*
4/ Safari isn't all it's cracked up to be. *another guess*
5/ Mac OS X - not that great. Doesn't seem likely.
6/ AT&T are using copper wire but charging you for fiber.
7/ You're an eejit.
Tell you what, I'll ask.