The hot Australian sun beat down upon the parched outback, baking the rocks and that.
"Gosh, I mean crikey it's hot," gasped Holly, "It's a good thing this hair-dryer has a cold setting."
Meanwhile, out at the old disused mineshaft, a
Holly's prize wallaby, Rolf, heard the commotion and leapt into action. Bounding across the landscape in long hops, it was soon well out of sight. Being a dumb animal, it soon forgot all about the sheep.
A couple of days later, Holly was preparing to eat a banana. First she wrapped her fingers around it, grasped it firmly in her hand and thrust it into the special banana-peeling device.
She opened her mouth as wide as she could, eager with anticipation.
And finally she ate the banana.
What? Oh. Right. Rolf came bounding up yadeyadeyada.
To be continued...
Dude, what is it with men and bananas??? Do you not see that she's about to emasculate that thing with her veneered choppers?
ReplyDeleteWho's she? Wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating biscuits though!
ReplyDeleteAh, Hollaby Wallaby, the secret weapon that makes men watch ice dancing without their masculinity coming under threat!
ReplyDeleteAnother GREAT BRITISH invention.
I'll mebbe pop in and see her when I'm in Engerland this weekend. Get her to cook me a fried breakfast and talk about football. Then she would be perfick.
Marie - Thanks a heap for spoiling the mental image!
ReplyDeleteJohn - Some chick off the telly.
Click here for part one.
Mr H - I see you watch Al Murray too. Nice.
I read an interview with Holly the other day where she defended her right to be a size 12. I admire her for standing up to the size zero thing, but where are we at where we consider being a size 12 to need defending? I bet if you took away her boobs, she'd be a size zero anyway...
ReplyDeleteCat - Size 12 means absolutely nothing to me. I wouldn't know if she was defending being fat or thin or average.
ReplyDeleteOn behalf of the Australian Marsupial Preservation League, please do not feed bananas to kangaroos. It makes them fart.
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