How To Be Popular On t'Internet

Farty's five-step foolproof guide to getting gazillions of good, um, feedback.

1. Publish a post with the word "competition" in the title.
Bloggers are fiercely competitive and will climb over each other to become the winner.

2. Put a funny picture in your post.
Everyone likes a good laugh.

3. Mention some sort of prize.
Mmmm choclit.

4. Er...


5. That's it.

Smiple really.