Tuesday, 24 July 2007

Drugs Are Bad, M'kay?

Feck me, I decided to waffle about the guvmint's drugs policy today and found this snippet stuffed down the back of the virtual couch, dated Feb 16th.

"So David Cameron used to do drugs. And that's going to damage his political career how? He's up against Tony Poodle Blair and Ming The Merciless."

Now it's hep to jump on the drugs bandwagon, they're all at it.

Alex Salmond

Well, nearly all.

But answer me this: if all these politicians admit that they took cannabis when it was still listed as Class B, does that mean they are now prepared to spend up to five years behind bars for their heinous crimes? After all, there's no such thing as a Statute of Limitations in the UK.

Still, it's never done them any harm, innit?

A druggie yesterday
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9 comments:

  1. Cat24 July 2007 at 22:15

    I find all these admissions to taking drugs at university utterly baffling. For starters, who didn't? And why bother dredging up something that happened 25 years ago? Fair dos if you have a current heroin habit, perhaps the public should be aware of it, but a puff of a spliff back in 1980? Quite, quite bizarre.

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  2. Mr Farty24 July 2007 at 22:22

    Cat - *blushes* I was the one who never took drugs at Uni. Oh, the shame!

    Made up for it later, though ;-)

    And I know people who smoke skunk and it really doesn't turn you into a schizophrenic axe-murderer.

    *checks under patio*

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  3. Misssy M24 July 2007 at 23:30

    This will take a bit of explaining. My folks are big Nats. They were both sixty last year. We did a This is Your Life for them. Meeester dressed up with gaffa tape on his eyebrows to look like Salmond...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_Y1Ur9b3P0

    If that doesn't work just type in "Salmond" and "Strichen"

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  4. Manuel25 July 2007 at 01:12

    Between the politicians and cyclists I just don't know who to trust anymore...

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  5. Brom25 July 2007 at 12:44

    I'm not so sure about the long term effects. I worked with a habitual user of weed, he went progressively bonkers. He was always convinced that the bosses were out to get him.

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  6. robkroese25 July 2007 at 18:24

    Is this about, like, England?

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  7. Mr Farty25 July 2007 at 19:39

    Misssy - Sweeet!

    Manuel - It's political correctness gone mad on ganja.

    Brom - But they are out to get us. Just see Manuel's latest post if you don't believe me.

    Diesel - More about two-faced politicians. I guess you don't have many of those where you live...Bwahahahaha!

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  8. rilly super26 July 2007 at 09:30

    you doctored that first photo didn't you! No way is Alex's nose that big in reality!

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  9. Mr Farty26 July 2007 at 19:32

    Rilly - You mean photos can be - gasp! - altered?

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