Or "I Can't Think Of A Funny Caption"
This picture is begging, BEGGING I tells ya, for a funny caption.
Ten British Pounds worth of Thornton's vouchers for the best one submitted by, say, 14th July 2007. If, by a fluke, some Johnny Foreigner comes up with something more amusing than a Brit, I'll have to think of something. Maybe a competition to decide on a prize...no, wait...
Update
Competition closes in 3 hours or thereabouts. Many thanks to Goth for getting the ball rolling. My own best effort (after checking the original story) was "Library gets serious about overdue books".
Nuvver Update
Competition has now closed. Ner ner ne ner ner.
Winners posted here.
'Ooops, that's bollocksed then'
ReplyDeleteHA HA - YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED
ReplyDeleteI nominate the following, for the Thinking Goth Award, which will expire in about 2 days or when I get bored shitless of the concept.
GOTHIC RULES
- Nominate 5 sites that only make sense after several drinks or spliffs
- Do NOT send me links to them, I don't care
- Feel free to nominate yourself as many times as you want
- If you nominate yourself less than zero, you are shit at maths
- You have explain why you ended up there, or even read it
- There will be no voting or any of that meaningless crap
- You have to explain why you are Gothimating the site
GOTHIMATIONS
My Thinking Spot - because she makes me cry with her honesty and I cannot pollute her comments with my inane bullshit
Boob Pencil - anyone collecting pencils under her tits must have something really interesting to do.... or not
Mr Farty - anyone that delights in the ignition of their own emissions is always handy in a dark tunnel
This Old Broad - anyone that old who still wants to be a groupie must be SO good in bed
Princess Diaries - anyone that cute who is not getting sex on a regular basis must be, well, missing something
See HERE for more details
Mr Fartys helium testicle interface experiment went horribly, horribly wrong.
ReplyDeleteFinally some evidence of giant evil rabbit at large.
ReplyDeleteJeremy Clarkson goes missing after police are called to Al Gore's house
ReplyDelete"I told you not to stick your fingers up at that crane operator"
ReplyDelete"You could have waited until we'd reached the service station"
Crane driver loses his balls.
ReplyDelete"Oh crap. I knew I should have taken that grocery bag full of eggs in FIRST! Now how am I going to get back for more??"
ReplyDeleteCar boot sale goes wrong!
ReplyDelete"Susan didn't know quite what to expect when she ticked the box marked Thunderball on her lottery ticket..."
ReplyDeleteNo Marjorie, I can't run any faster - there's a stone in my boot.
ReplyDelete'well, it works' says a very satisfied Mr Farty of his new Edinburgh police approved car anti-theft gadget, 'nobody's nicked it..'
ReplyDeleteMy balls are in the boot.
ReplyDelete'The new BumWoooh 5 Series'
ReplyDeleteI'm just not witty enough. . .but *that* is very funny. .
ReplyDeleteDo my balls look big in this?
ReplyDelete"I told you it would fit in the trunk."
ReplyDelete"Well, this day can't possibly get any worse. Wait, what's that ticking sound?"
"Careful with that thing, Bruce. If that P.O.S Ford hadn't broken its fall, that ball could have done some serious damage to the pavement."
Jim resolved to take "NO PARKING" signs more seriously in the future.
"And this little beauty was owned by a little old lady who only used it to drive back and forth across the Cannon Firing Tournament grounds."
"Sure it looks bad now, but wait till this baby HATCHES!"
"Ok, ok, I'll admit it. Your Ford Taurus has some balls."
The AA man said I had to have balls of steel to drive around in this wreck.
ReplyDeleteGreat pic Mr. F!!
ReplyDeleteOneupmanship at the bowling club had gone just a little too far this time...
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