Sunday, 25 February 2007

Merkan-English Dictionary #1

In an effort to foster a better relationship with one of our former colonies, herewith allow me to present an occasional series explaining the Proper vs. Merkan meaning of some common words.

UK: Slut
Dirty Slapper
Ulrika-ka-ka Jonnssonn

US: Tramp
Dirrty Ho
Paris Hilton

UK: Tramp
Sorry Compo
Compo off Last of the Summer Wine

US: Bum
Asshole
Fed-ex off Britney Spears

UK: Bum
Kylie's Bum
Miss Kylie Minogue

US: Fanny
J-Lo's Ass
J-Lo


UK: Fanny
Hugh Grant, the Twat
Hugh Grant off Bridget Jones

US: Pussy
What Chew Lookin At, Punk?
A Pussy Yesterday
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8 comments:

  1. kissme27 February 2007 at 00:11

    Isn't Ulrika-ka-ka Swedish? In which case that would make her a normal female with a healthy atitude to sex.

    Yeah, right!

    And I would have said Hugh Grant was more of a twat than a fanny

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  2. kissme27 February 2007 at 00:11

    And I was first!

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  3. SpanishGoth27 February 2007 at 13:14

    Compo = Dead

    and what happened to UK Pussy? Did it all fall in the sea or something or is that a regional Scottish thing....

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  4. Unknown27 February 2007 at 19:35

    Re-Hugh Grant, don`t you mean c**t!

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  5. Mr Farty27 February 2007 at 22:43

    Kissme - If you hover the mouse over the picture, you should see an alternative title. Which was already there before your comment, so great minds think alike.

    Goth - As above, but I couldn't think of a more trampy character.
    RIP Bill Owen.

    jg - He is a bit, isn't he? But I just look at him and think, "Floppy-haired twat!"

    Any suggestions for the next set gratefully accepted. I've got elevator/lift and petrol/gas, but it's not much to go on.

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  6. apositivepessimist28 February 2007 at 08:52

    Oh would you look at the slutty pose on that top piece.

    Yes! We demand to know who the UK Pussy is?

    Did they swallow themself?

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  7. BOSSY22 August 2008 at 03:09

    Bossy couldn't love you more if she tried.

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  8. Mr Farty22 August 2008 at 23:08

    OMG BOSSY even leaves comments on old posts!

    *swoons*

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