In related news, Victoria Beckham has apologised for all the amazing records she's released over the years and Justin Bieber has said sorry for being so butch.

When asked to comment, Miss Price said, "Who? Really? If anyone should apologise, it must be me. My only excuse is that I must have been completely off my tits to sleep with a ginger."
Tony Blair is expected to apologise for winning the Nobel Peace Prize any day now. Oh, wait.
LOL..LOL...
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England has apologised for being such a bunch of whinging uselss bas*ards,
Maggie Thatcher has apologised for being Maggie Thatcher,
France has apologised for the conjugations of their irregular verbs,
and finally,
Simon Cowell has apologised for giving Susan Boyle any sort of chance
Has Katie shagged Chris Evans?
ReplyDeleteTSB - Sorry for the heatwave.
ReplyDeleteJohn - Who hasn't?
Is apologising the latest trend, then?
ReplyDeleteLady M - Hello again, glad you're easily amused.
ReplyDeleteGG - Sorry?
"celebrity vagina Katie Price." - I thought that was the Channel Tunnel. No wonder I'm fucking lost
ReplyDeleteGoth - Heh. Merry Xmas and that.
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