The World Trade Centre Association (WTCA) has granted Embra toon cooncil a licence to waste even more money on top of what's already been squandered on the Parliament building and the fecking trams. The cooncil believes the site close to both Embra airport and the global HQ of RBS is an ideal target for terrorists.
Cooncillor Shuggy McNumpty declared that the original licence was to catch crabs in the Water of Leith, but with the aid of a crayon this had been amended to grant full permission to build a bothy close to the site of the Royal Highland Show.
It is hoped that the new WTC would rival Great Britain's only other site in Hull.
Ownership of the licence would be reassigned just as soon as someone mental enough to think this plan might work can be found, although last night Donald Trump was unavailable for comment.
Absolute magic.
ReplyDeleteNow we can build a World Haggis Centre.(WHC)
We could also build in the shape of a Haggis. Juat like http://www.google.co.nz/imgres?imgurl=http://www.inhabitat.com/wp-content/uploads/greengherkin.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.inhabitat.com/2007/04/01/gherkin-gets-a-green-roof/&usg=__JUXCJZXkw3ueNbog8eC6Mf5_TMA=&h=400&w=537&sz=56&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=GjqO9-Ez9J6AYM:&tbnh=159&tbnw=214&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgherkin%2Bbuilding%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1497%26bih%3D805%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=148&ei=joOuTMX6JY24sQOE_53sCw&oei=joOuTMX6JY24sQOE_53sCw&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=33&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0&tx=108&ty=90
I thought it was in Scunthorpe! Just wondered who'd put the c**t in it!
ReplyDeleteTSB - You're allowed to use html in comments, like this...
ReplyDelete<a href="http://whatever">Green Gherkin</a>
So it comes out like this:
Green Gherkin.
You nearly had me, there.
John - Was it the same person that put the clit in Clitheroe?
Thanks for the info O smelly one. I didn't know that the comments form could take the a href tag.
ReplyDeleteWill do better in the future
What about the Oath in Arbroath.
Every time I go there I always think "Shit, back here again"