Friday, 6 February 2009

Apparently...

Eating the evidence isn't always the best way to avoid prosecution for shoplifting. Especially if your haul includes a mobile phone.

Motormouth Jeremy Clarkson has accused PM Gordon Brown of being a one-eyed Scottish idiot. As an idiot, I feel insulted.

If you accidentally send an email to everyone in your 177,000-strong organisation, it takes quite a while to clear 26,000 out-of-office replies.

A blogoversary is supposed to be a special occasion. Any suggestions for how I should mark my second one next week?
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12 comments:

  1. Misssy M6 February 2009 at 21:51

    A naked photo shoot?

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  2. Mr Farty6 February 2009 at 22:42

    Misssy - Are you offering to pose?

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  3. unmitigated me6 February 2009 at 23:01

    some good scotch and haggis?

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  4. I've Been Mugged7 February 2009 at 00:43

    You've stolen my thunder. I was going to do the 'Clarkson one-eyed scottish idiot' thingy.

    Congratulations on nearly being two. Maybe you could mark the occasion by having a tantrum or something.

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  5. Mr Farty7 February 2009 at 01:37

    MAW - Mmmm haggis. I'll skip the Scotch thankyouverymuch.

    IBM - If you really fancy a crack at Clarkson, why not do it at Slebrity Litigation? Just pop a note in the comments here or there and we'll* sign you up.

    * we = Misssy

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  6. Self & Co.7 February 2009 at 02:33

    My son just turned 2 and we got him devil's food cupcakes.
    If he had to eat evidence, it would just fall all over the floor.

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  7. Welsh Girl7 February 2009 at 15:57

    OOh a party please! I'll send cake from the mountain tied around the neck of the loyal hound. Having said that I do like the idea of a blog tantrum....

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  8. Liz7 February 2009 at 17:45

    Are you a Scotchman who doesn't like Scotch? Can I drink yours?

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  9. Mr Farty7 February 2009 at 17:54

    Laura - Devil's food? Is that another Merkan thing, because the Latin name Theobroma Cacao means "Food of the Gods". Devil, God, same thing innit?

    Taffeta - Oh, a party with cake sounds good! And can you put a keg of brandy round his neck too?

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  10. Mr Farty7 February 2009 at 17:56

    Liz - We don't have any Scotch, but Taffeta is sending brandy...hurrah!

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  11. #Debi8 February 2009 at 12:50

    I like your idea of making Banoffee Pie for all of us.



    That is what you said, innit? :)

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  12. Mr Farty8 February 2009 at 23:32

    #Debi - Mmmm Banoffee Pie... I am sooo going to make that.

    *gets out pencil and starts shopping list*

    And then I'll tell you all how it tasted ;-)

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