Sunday, 25 January 2009

Computer Terms Illustrated #20 - Burns Special

Apparently it's some sort of anniversary today. But how to commemorate this momentous occasion?

How else?

Spywear
Spywear

A Series of Pipes
Pipes

Hidden features
Hidden

Interlock
Comhlan on Flickr

Bit, Byte
Scottish_Terrier

System Flags
SaltireLion_Rampant

Hardware Clash
Pub_Brawl

Float:Right
Float_right

Cache
Sporran

Bloatware
Haggis

Wetware
Scotch

Technical Support
Scotty

Jings, crivvens and help ma boab the noo, it's a braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht, lang may yer lum reek wi' ither folks' coal, up yer kilt, is that a skean dhu in yer sporran or are ye jist pleased tae see me, och aye, ye ken, etc.
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10 comments:

  1. unmitigated me25 January 2009 at 01:15

    Oh, Gawd, I love it when you talk dirty!

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  2. Daphne Wayne-Bough25 January 2009 at 17:45

    That accent does something to my knicker elastic ... Happy Burns Night Farty! May your haggis be a great big fat free-range one.

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  3. Unknown25 January 2009 at 18:19

    Daphne, tighten it I trust! LOL.

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  4. Grit25 January 2009 at 18:26

    we are opening the whisky right now. happy burns night!

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  5. I've Been Mugged25 January 2009 at 23:54

    Never draw your dirk when a blow will do it.

    The tree doesn't always fall at the first stroke.

    A Happy Burning night to you Farty.

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  6. United Studies26 January 2009 at 13:05

    Okay, that picture of the haggis is nasty.

    That was haggis, right?

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  7. Brom26 January 2009 at 17:04

    I like haggis... really do, now I AM hungry!!

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  8. Mr Farty27 January 2009 at 00:00

    MAW - Mud! You love it.

    Daffers - Hoots!

    John - Orrabest!

    Grit - Can't stand the stuff - er, I mean Slangie va! (sp?)

    IBM - Mony a mickle maks a muckle!

    Jacki - Yum, haggis! btw, if you want to know the plural of haggis? Hover your pointer over the picture.

    Brom - Me too. Mrs F? Not so much.

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  9. Lesley27 January 2009 at 00:21

    Oh mah gah.

    I need my Mr. Farty-to-American English dictionary to understand this post. (We're dumber over here.) Help. Me.

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  10. Mr Farty28 January 2009 at 21:36

    Lesley - D'ye no' ken whit Ah'm bletherin' aboot, hen?
    I'll need to remedy that...

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