Friday, 29 August 2008

Village Fête

Now that the Embra Festival is drawing to a close once more, the weather has, naturally, taken a turn for the better. In fact it's been downright sweltering. I'd love to be able to strip off my top and do a bit of Naked Blogging, but those pervy neighbours would just totally get off on my beautiful man-boobs. What to do?

Aha! If I hunt around, I can emulate Adam and Eve and cover my modesty with, er, ivy leaves.

Sorted!

Ivy Nips

Er...

Sorry if you were drinking tea, coffee or wine. Just send me the dry-cleaning bill.

If this doesn't win me a prize at the Village Fête, well, I won't be at all surprised.

What did surprise me is that Anna is moving to San Francisco. Blimey!
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9 comments:

  1. Helena30 August 2008 at 00:27

    Hello Mr Farty, I'm a fan of your blog.

    No offense but that is not a good look!

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  2. Mr Farty30 August 2008 at 01:38

    I have a fan?

    *faints*

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  3. Utter Basketcase30 August 2008 at 01:52

    ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

    You owe me a new keyboard!!!

    Mine got saturated in OJ!!!! xx

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  4. Laurie30 August 2008 at 02:26

    How did you know I was drinking wine? Usually I drink G&Ts. I avoided my keyboard, but the cat isn't very happy with me right now.

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  5. Leni Qinan30 August 2008 at 11:37

    What a shame you don't have a sunny beach at Embra, you could always topfree there, just like everybody does over here, hahaha.

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  6. Unknown30 August 2008 at 15:42

    You YETI! And they,ve looking for it in the Himalayas?

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  7. Waffle30 August 2008 at 20:09

    What's the expression I'm searching for? Oh yes: Not in My Name
    Sheesh. Actually, yeah, you might win a prize, who knows, the judges are notoriously unpredictable. Consider yourself entered in the fête.

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  8. #Debi30 August 2008 at 21:30

    Och, you're a wee furry one, aren't you? To paraphrase the movie Calendar Girls, you're going to need considerably bigger leaves. :)

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  9. Mr Farty31 August 2008 at 01:06

    Giggle - Maybe I should have put the warning at the top?

    Laurie - Be careful kitteh doesn't get drunk while licking her fur clean!

    Leni - Snap! We have lovely beaches at Yellowcraigs - where you can get hypothermia and sunburn at the same time.

    John - I can't even go on holiday in Georgia without rednecks trying to capture me!

    Jaywalker - So who do I need to bribe?

    #Debi - I'll take that as a compliment!

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