That bloke in the skirt - no, the other one, the Archbishop of Canterbury - has gone completely bananas (no offence intended, GB!) and demanded 1 that the UK should immediately adopt Sharia Law. Because Britain is an Islamist state and the British people demand the right to have innocent rape victims jailed and given a taste of the lash.
Of course that could never really happen here. Can you imagine the uproar if someone in the UK, say Aberdeen, was arrested and thrown behind bars simply for having a bad dream? Oh. Right. What do you want to bet she's a Muslim?
Some good news from Iraq. It appears that "Sunni Arabs of the central and western part of the country may submit to Shia dominance". Who would have thought Sunni and Shia could ever reunite after all this time? I thought he'd died...
Anyways, if Islamic law is to be given equal footing with our own laws, then there is every reason why FSMism should also be given legal status. I demand the right to wear Full Pirate Regalia to work every Friday. Arrr!
1 In the sense that he didn't really. But it sells newspapers.
Update: John reckons that the pirate wench above looks like Heather Mills McCartney. Admittedly they're both gold-diggers with big boobs and wooden legs, but really?
Ok, let me get this straight...
ReplyDeleteThe girl has a disturbing dream. She tells it to one of her co-workers.
Someone overhears the conversation and doesn't realize it is a dream and starts a rumor that there is a bomb.
Now the girl is arrested and in custody and waiting trial for... what??? Talking about her dream?
Bush Insanity strikes again...
Was there a point here besides her big boobies? j/k
ReplyDeleteShe looks like Lady McArtney!
ReplyDeleteMy what big tits you have.
ReplyDeleteBy the bishop's logic our courts in New Mexico should be run by the Navajo. Might be fun actually, to sit in a steam tent eating peyote and invoking the kachina before testifying.
ReplyDeleteSew - That's how I heard it. Although some versions have it that Dana Rosu tried to jump off the oil platform. Bizarre any way you look at it.
ReplyDeleteJahooni - Mmmmm boobies...
John - Now there's a thought...
*strokes beard*
BOSSY - Pecs, m'dear. Pecs.
Marie - Kachina. Oooo, I like that word. <clicky> I used to go out with her!
LOL....I love the Heather Mills comment.
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