Monday, 14 January 2008

Extreme Blogging

From: Your Insurance Company
To: Mr Farty
Subject: Additional Premiums

Dear Mr Farty,

It has come to our attention that you are involved in the pursuit popularly known as "blogging". Given the recent reclassification of blogging as a dangerous sport1, we have reluctantly been obliged to review our pricing structure.

With immediate effect, your premiums will be increased by the amount of one hundred pounds per month. You need take no action; we shall automatically advise your bank to adjust your direct debit accordingly.

If you should decide to relinquish blogging, please contact us immediately to have your premiums readjusted.

Yours Sincerely,
Nigel Goldsmith CDM
Accredited Insurance Adjustor

1 Thousands Struck Down In Heisenblog Pandemic
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8 comments:

  1. Honey15 January 2008 at 12:49

    I like the way 'died in a knitting accident' was related.

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  2. Mr H15 January 2008 at 13:59

    Dear Mr Farty,

    I have returned to the internet to thank you for sending my prize!

    Now all I need is a friend to use the second coaster and we can surf the internet happy together.

    Applicants must be;

    1) Girls
    b) Fit
    c) Sandra Bullock
    4) Open to 'new' experiences

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  3. Memarie Lane15 January 2008 at 17:27

    I got nearly the same letter! OMG! And I have no clue where to get pounds, but the dollar is basically worthless and no one will take it. What to do???

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  4. Mr Farty15 January 2008 at 22:33

    Honey - Looks like all the related accidents have taken a jump.

    Mr H - You forgot:
    v) Deaf and blind.

    Marie - Let's live dangerously and keep blogging surreptitiously!

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  5. Jahooni15 January 2008 at 22:36

    I am in the insurance industry and find this a really funny post! Ha!

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  6. Mr Farty15 January 2008 at 23:25

    J - Oh, the tales I could tell...

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  7. Junebug16 January 2008 at 20:50

    UR funny.

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  8. Mr Farty17 January 2008 at 20:10

    Junebug - I'm inspired by crazy ladies who take pictures through their feet of cows. Cats. Horses. Stella.

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