Monday, 8 October 2007

Huggies or Pampers?

That's the question facing Britney Spears this week. Not for her kids, whom she seems to have lost in a Wildean manner, but for herself. For in the latest twist to this modern saga, it looks as if Ms Spears is fighting to retain control of her Chihuahua.


That's a euphemism for ladygarden, right? After my gran lost control of hers, she had to wear a nappy for the rest of her life. I blame the drink and drugs; gran always was a bit of a wild one.

As long as it means we don't have to put up with pictures of her shaven bits. Who wants to see someone's unmentionables?

Oh, you do? Ok.
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9 comments:

  1. Unknown8 October 2007 at 22:10

    OH MY EYES....MY EEYYYYESSSSSS

    You've done it again...gone and made me blind :(

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  2. Unknown9 October 2007 at 19:55

    Brilliant, Mr, Farty!!

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  3. Jahooni9 October 2007 at 21:05

    LOLOLOLOL, Okay I must admit that I had to go online to see Britney's you know what?! Curios minds ALWAYS wants to know.
    Funny Funny Funny!

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  4. BOSSY9 October 2007 at 23:35

    Hell-o.

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  5. Mr Farty9 October 2007 at 23:36

    Jo - Oops. Sorry.

    John - As is your compo.

    J - I try.

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  6. Mr Farty9 October 2007 at 23:37

    BOSSY - Like my new badge?

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  7. robkroese10 October 2007 at 17:47

    What is the deal with going commando under the kilt? I once wore boxers under shorts to an outdoor event in college where I ended up having to play some game where the guys had to walk over a line of girls who were lying face-up on the ground. I can't remember the details, but I'm still emotionally scarred from the experience.

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  8. Mr Farty11 October 2007 at 00:01

    Diesel - Got to keep the air circulating, mon! Especially with a name like mine.

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  9. Anonymous12 October 2007 at 23:06

    at LAST. the definitive answer.

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