Any road up, I thought I'd better put her - and you, gentle reader - straight on what alien females (in particular, those from Star Trek) look like. Then you can draw your own conclusions about whether you are being complimented or insulted when comparisons are made.
Romulan

Urgh! That high neckline doesn't suit her at all.
Vulcan

Technically, Romulans and Vulcans are the same species.
Note to me: get a life.
Trill

Looks nice enough on the outside, but carries a symbiont in her tummy.
Horta

Pretty damn hot - to a male Horta.
Salt Monster

Thankfully, this species uses a form of hypnosis to make it appear more attractive to humans. Click on image to see how well this works for you.
Orion Slave Girl

Green skin, red lips - interesting combination. I wonder what her blood type is?
Klingon

Now they ugly!
Borg

Yes, yes, I know that the Borg Collective isn't strictly a species, and that Seven of Nine isn't an alien, but man, she's sexy!
Female Of The Species - Space
Hmmm, I understand these borgs are only partly human Mr farty Sir,but I can't for life of me spot which bits of the lovely Ms Ryan are articial.
ReplyDeleteVulcan = Natasha Kaplinsky (her off the news)
ReplyDeleteTrill = Angelina Jolie.
Fact
Aha.
ReplyDeleteRilly - I'd love to be able to answer that question; sadly, due to a restraining order I can't get closer than 500 yards.
ReplyDeleteJo - Sam & Amanda off BB8 = Fembots off Mudd's Women. Fact.
Cat - Oops. Red alert, raise shields!
I wouldn't take looking or dressing like a Romulan as a compliment either.
ReplyDeleteThe Borg is definitely sexy, you're showing your good taste there, Mr Farty.
Minky - Why, thank you kindly sir!
ReplyDeleteI think it's all a matter of taste in the end.
Minky - Oops, sorry m'am!
ReplyDeleteBossy always thought the Vulcans have the Eyebrows goin' on.
ReplyDeleteBorg is the only one who gets my vote!
ReplyDeleteWhatever the species, Captain Kirk would have had the lot of them.
ReplyDeleteHorta???
ReplyDeleteFarty, next time you take pics in our canteen, let me know and I'll buy you a coffee.
BOSSY - That's eyebrow, singular.
ReplyDeleteDQ - I didn't even know there was a poll.
Misssy - All in the interests of maintaining extraterrestrial relations.
Brom - If that's typical of the totty in your canteen, I think I'll give it a body-swerve.