The Egg Marketing Association, or whatever the feck they're called, decided to save some cash by rerunning the old Go To Work On An Egg tv adverts. But in its infinite wisdom, the regulator has declared that the ads breach modern guidelines about eating a varied diet and that. The upshot? Free global media coverage.
Cue barrage of crap egg puns...
I try to mix up my crap egg puns with my very good ones, it usually balances out quite nicely - six of one and half a dozen of the other.
ReplyDeleteYour yoking aren't you?
ReplyDelete[puts barrel in mouth, pulls trigger]
Mr Farty you crack me up.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm - don't eggs come from chickens bottoms? I don't see what's funny about that
ReplyDeleteI had a dozen free range egg puns but when got them home and opened the box, three were smashed and four had remnants of chicken poo on them. The rest I used to throw at annoying teenagers who were making a racket outside my house last night.
ReplyDeleteSo I'll spare you.
Nothing to say on the PC-front, but I eat a lot of eggs. Not in the morning mind, it takes me all my time to drink a cup of tea without puking then.
ReplyDeleteEggsellent post Farty!
ReplyDeleteOh deary me.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
a nice variety in the music history; and as for your egg problem..sometimes you have to break some eggs to get a proper ad?
ReplyDeleteoh dear...