Wednesday, 28 March 2007

Underground Skiing

A BBC News Report describes a Norwegian chap who went skiing on the London Underground. As you do. Perhaps he was practising for when global warming melts all the snow in Norway.

I should point out at this juncture that:

  • Skiing on the London Underground is dangerous. You might be mistaken for a Brazilian and shot by police marksmen.Police Marksmen Chase A Frogman

  • Skiing on a real ski slope is also dangerous. A French twat barged into me last time I was pissed on the piste and broke my thumb. Thanks, Pierre!
    A Thumb Yesterday

  • Embra has the longest artificial ski slope in Europe.
    Hillend Ski Slope

  • So there.
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    5 comments:

    1. SpanishGoth29 March 2007 at 10:31

      Cheapskates !! The one in Dubai (in the middle of the bloody desert) has real snow NA NA NEE NA NA

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    2. BOSSY29 March 2007 at 17:22

      Skiing: Bossy doesn't like to engage in any sport that contains too upside-down exclamation points in its title. (Bossy thinks those exclamation points must have gone head down into the snow bank.)

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    3. BOSSY29 March 2007 at 17:24

      Did Bossy type 'too'? She meant 'two'. As you can tell Bossy has a bachelor's degree. (Or as she used to say in college, "So many men, so little time.")

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    4. Unknown29 March 2007 at 18:48

      That looks like an elephants c*ck!

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    5. Mr Farty29 March 2007 at 20:33

      Goth - If Scotchland had its own oil reserves then we'd be able to import - hang on...bastid thieving English pigs!!

      Bossy - Oh, lah-de-bloody-dah! Well, Farty's been to Varsity two - just to clean the drains, mind.

      John - That's right, lower the tone...but it allows me to repeat the old gag: Why does an elephant have four feet? Cos it would look bloody silly with four inches.

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