Friday, 21 November 2008

Man Crush

Funny how you can see a new word or phrase and instantly know what it means, innit?

By the time whoever it was on telly had finished explaining it for the lumpen masses, I had my list written out and annotated. So here goes:


  • John BarrowmanJohn Barrowman Captain Jack off Dr Who and Torchwood, arrr!



  • Captain Jack SparrowJohnny Depp Maybe I've got a thing about characters called Captain Jack?



  • Bloomin 'eckOrlando Bloom Or pirates? He can rescue me any day, sigh.



  • Dancing BearBruno Tortellini(sp?) Off Strickly Come Dancing With The Stars, he's a sexy, sexy man! Ciao! Pronto! Pizza Margarita!



    • But if anybody could turn me off women for life, it has to be...
  • PalinSarah Palin Seriously, dude.

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10 comments:

  1. #Debi22 November 2008 at 11:09

    I'm with you, except for Orlando Bloom. What a girly-man! No Daniel Craig, eh? Or Clive Owen?

    Also, leave Sarah Palin alone! She's hot, powerful, and can dress out a moose, FFS! Men want her, and women want to BE her... :)

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  2. Unknown22 November 2008 at 16:13

    I'm worried about you fancying men!

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  3. Mr Farty22 November 2008 at 23:55

    Debi - Definitely not Daniel Craig, even I have to draw the line somewhere.

    I saw the words "Clive Owen", but I could only picture Clive James (the one in the tie).

    As for Sarah Palin, I suppose you're right, what's not to love?

    John - Just hypothetically, silly boy! *smooches*

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  4. Vodka Mom23 November 2008 at 00:53

    absolutely. she kind of makes me sick. ugh.

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  5. Mr Farty23 November 2008 at 19:50

    VM - Never mind, she's gone back to Alaska, hopefully for good.

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  6. Laurie23 November 2008 at 21:12

    If I were a lesbian, she definitely could have put me off women. She really makes me feel sick to my stomach. This Nation (if not the entire world) dodged a bullet on November 4th. Unfortunately, the wolves she would like a $150 dollar bounty on are not usually that lucky.

    The rest of them - Oooh, yeeeah. I would add Cary Elwes from his Princess Bride days, but that could be that pirate thing you mentioned.

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  7. Mr Farty23 November 2008 at 21:57

    Laurie - You have a point. Or several.

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  8. Sewmouse24 November 2008 at 17:23

    "Women want to BE her"

    Ummm...

    No.

    I'd rather swallow rusty razorblades, to be honest. I'm much happier with my very own poor, plain, unmarried, 1-child only, moderate, articulate self than I could ever be as an alaskan brood-mare barbie who can't put together one coherent sentance in an hour of interview or debate!

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  9. Laurie24 November 2008 at 17:27

    Sewmouse - I'd rather BE a rusty razorblade.

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  10. Mr Farty24 November 2008 at 19:55

    Sew - Hey, don't hold back, say what you mean!

    Laurie - Wonder if I'd have got this much feedback with my original choice - Maggie Thatcher?

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