tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post8113403355796932244..comments2023-12-20T08:49:04.719+00:00Comments on Better Oot Than In: Competition Time!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-37736822344917417022007-07-14T17:42:00.000+01:002007-07-14T17:42:00.000+01:00Oneupmanship at the bowling club had gone just a l...Oneupmanship at the bowling club had gone just a little too far this time...Mr. Xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15229885814696986417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-5086372768840232932007-07-14T09:31:00.001+01:002007-07-14T09:31:00.001+01:00Great pic Mr. F!!Great pic Mr. F!!Bromhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14190741956540256769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-9477744836261992272007-07-14T09:31:00.000+01:002007-07-14T09:31:00.000+01:00The AA man said I had to have balls of steel to dr...The AA man said I had to have balls of steel to drive around in this wreck.Bromhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14190741956540256769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-55012737345991735502007-07-14T04:43:00.000+01:002007-07-14T04:43:00.000+01:00"I told you it would fit in the trunk.""Well, this..."I told you it would fit in the trunk."<BR/><BR/>"Well, this day can't possibly get any worse. Wait, what's that ticking sound?"<BR/><BR/>"Careful with that thing, Bruce. If that P.O.S Ford hadn't broken its fall, that ball could have done some serious damage to the pavement."<BR/><BR/>Jim resolved to take "NO PARKING" signs more seriously in the future.<BR/><BR/>"And this little beauty was owned by a little old lady who only used it to drive back and forth across the Cannon Firing Tournament grounds."<BR/><BR/>"Sure it looks bad now, but wait till this baby HATCHES!"<BR/><BR/>"Ok, ok, I'll admit it. Your Ford Taurus has some balls."robkroesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14731849693307953813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-25304560918793574242007-07-13T19:36:00.000+01:002007-07-13T19:36:00.000+01:00Do my balls look big in this?Do my balls look big in this?Ali Bali Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04343038756095968644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-73374660661082449412007-07-13T12:45:00.000+01:002007-07-13T12:45:00.000+01:00I'm just not witty enough. . .but *that* is very f...I'm just not witty enough. . .but *that* is very funny. .Drama Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16235363864455633649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-43125035208243665162007-07-12T23:24:00.000+01:002007-07-12T23:24:00.000+01:00'The new BumWoooh 5 Series''The new BumWoooh 5 Series'SpanishGothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02393416230263427160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-83898783636206741432007-07-12T23:22:00.000+01:002007-07-12T23:22:00.000+01:00My balls are in the boot.My balls are in the boot.lady macleodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12830048414719866472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-4948011362185447252007-07-12T21:34:00.000+01:002007-07-12T21:34:00.000+01:00'well, it works' says a very satisfied Mr Farty of...'well, it works' says a very satisfied Mr Farty of his new Edinburgh police approved car anti-theft gadget, 'nobody's nicked it..'rilly superhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05448694078653341955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-37996316674718881402007-07-12T20:31:00.000+01:002007-07-12T20:31:00.000+01:00No Marjorie, I can't run any faster - there's a st...No Marjorie, I can't run any faster - there's a stone in my boot.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03665385782194826703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-70898333664510807572007-07-12T19:41:00.000+01:002007-07-12T19:41:00.000+01:00"Susan didn't know quite what to expect when she t..."Susan didn't know quite what to expect when she ticked the box marked Thunderball on her lottery ticket..."Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11858850210791504996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-23293026346555132112007-07-12T19:40:00.000+01:002007-07-12T19:40:00.000+01:00Car boot sale goes wrong!Car boot sale goes wrong!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11346682505354790114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-63840045582207374642007-07-12T17:05:00.000+01:002007-07-12T17:05:00.000+01:00"Oh crap. I knew I should have taken that grocery..."Oh crap. I knew I should have taken that grocery bag full of eggs in FIRST! Now how am I going to get back for more??"Sewmousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01698392521648800227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-87531667497482672282007-07-12T16:18:00.000+01:002007-07-12T16:18:00.000+01:00Crane driver loses his balls.Crane driver loses his balls.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11346682505354790114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-10475309241198792952007-07-12T12:36:00.000+01:002007-07-12T12:36:00.000+01:00"I told you not to stick your fingers up at that c..."I told you not to stick your fingers up at that crane operator"<BR/><BR/>"You could have waited until we'd reached the service station"Mr. Xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15229885814696986417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-73071454186856331832007-07-12T11:34:00.000+01:002007-07-12T11:34:00.000+01:00Jeremy Clarkson goes missing after police are call...Jeremy Clarkson goes missing after police are called to Al Gore's houserilly superhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05448694078653341955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-34053420132690702662007-07-12T11:31:00.000+01:002007-07-12T11:31:00.000+01:00Finally some evidence of giant evil rabbit at larg...Finally some evidence of giant evil rabbit at large.Misssy Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16499765849677367656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-11829477921521450322007-07-12T09:35:00.000+01:002007-07-12T09:35:00.000+01:00Mr Fartys helium testicle interface experiment wen...Mr Fartys helium testicle interface experiment went horribly, horribly wrong.Mr Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17402635158611942709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-3081737174683939892007-07-12T01:28:00.000+01:002007-07-12T01:28:00.000+01:00HA HA - YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGEDI nominate the followi...HA HA - YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED<BR/><BR/>I nominate the following, for the <B>Thinking Goth Award</B>, which will expire in about 2 days or when I get bored shitless of the concept.<BR/><BR/><B>GOTHIC RULES</B><BR/><BR/>- Nominate 5 sites that only make sense after several drinks or spliffs<BR/>- Do NOT send me links to them, I don't care<BR/>- Feel free to nominate yourself as many times as you want<BR/>- If you nominate yourself less than zero, you are shit at maths<BR/>- You have explain why you ended up there, or even read it<BR/>- There will be no voting or any of that meaningless crap<BR/>- You have to explain why you are Gothimating the site<BR/><BR/><B>GOTHIMATIONS</B><BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://always-a-musing.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow"> My Thinking Spot</A> - because she makes me cry with her honesty and I cannot pollute her comments with my inane bullshit<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.claresudbery.purpleocity.net/" REL="nofollow">Boob Pencil </A> - anyone collecting pencils under her tits must have something really interesting to do.... or not<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://betterootthanin.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">Mr Farty </A> - anyone that delights in the ignition of their own emissions is always handy in a dark tunnel<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://oldbroadspeaks.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">This Old Broad </A> - anyone that old who still wants to be a groupie must be SO good in bed<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://winnipegprincess.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">Princess Diaries </A> - anyone that cute who is not getting sex on a regular basis must be, well, missing something<BR/><BR/>See <A HREF="http://spanishgoth.blogspot.com/2007/07/thinking-goth-award.html" REL="nofollow"> HERE</A> for more detailsSpanishGothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02393416230263427160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-54013273459432327452007-07-11T22:41:00.000+01:002007-07-11T22:41:00.000+01:00'Ooops, that's bollocksed then''Ooops, that's bollocksed then'SpanishGothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02393416230263427160noreply@blogger.com