tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post7189149358649113102..comments2023-12-20T08:49:04.719+00:00Comments on Better Oot Than In: Science LessonUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-72869469744228515872008-12-04T22:12:00.000+00:002008-12-04T22:12:00.000+00:00VM - See my earlier post It's Not Rocket Salad, wh...VM - See my earlier post <A HREF="http://betterootthanin.blogspot.com/2007/03/science-lesson.html" REL="nofollow">It's Not Rocket Salad</A>, where all is explained.<BR/><BR/>Laurie - I'll take that as a compliment.<BR/><BR/>Grit - Blowing things up in the name of science. Good times!Mr Fartyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09181992797303553788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-21935150911254844962008-12-04T21:45:00.000+00:002008-12-04T21:45:00.000+00:00do not worry, mr farty. the gritlets are safe from...do not worry, mr farty. the gritlets are safe from dumbed down standards. only yesterday we invented a robot to catch the mouse that we saw running across the kitchen floor. we want that mouse. we need to blow it up in the name of science.Grithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14022216340604423686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-11753685090546152952008-12-04T00:50:00.000+00:002008-12-04T00:50:00.000+00:00Nobody'd ever label you a dumbass, Mr Farty. Now ...Nobody'd ever label you a dumbass, Mr Farty. Now smartass, on the other hand....Lauriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00682513110485580000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-28126659688044359042008-12-04T00:45:00.000+00:002008-12-04T00:45:00.000+00:00That was good, Mr. Farty. Now, why does it stink ...That was good, Mr. Farty. Now, why does it stink over here?Vodka Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-39341804729512203352008-12-03T23:35:00.000+00:002008-12-03T23:35:00.000+00:00Laura - Cool, huh?VE - Done.MAW - I heard he was t...Laura - Cool, huh?<BR/><BR/>VE - Done.<BR/><BR/>MAW - I heard he was the only kid to get an "A". There's hope for us yet.<BR/><BR/>IBM - Lemmings are better than haggis.<BR/><BR/>Laurie - I'm tempted to sign the petition to ban DHMO, but don't want to be labelled a dumbass.Mr Fartyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09181992797303553788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-66495408706349240302008-12-03T04:42:00.000+00:002008-12-03T04:42:00.000+00:00The science standards in this country are WAY wors...The science standards in this country are WAY worse, and are constantly under attack by IDiots who would like to take us back to the dark ages. And <A HREF="http://www.dhmo.org/" REL="nofollow">Dihydrogen Monoxide</A>. Don't even get me started. That stuff is <I>everywhere</I>. It contributes to numerous deaths each year in all three of its states, as well as being a greenhouse gas. It's even part of the lemming problem. The Environmental Protection Agency should really set standards for it!Lauriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00682513110485580000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-8314276035553005202008-12-03T01:59:00.000+00:002008-12-03T01:59:00.000+00:00Lemmings - yummy.Lemmings - yummy.I've Been Muggedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17927964551251511919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-57040878325263194662008-12-03T01:00:00.000+00:002008-12-03T01:00:00.000+00:00This is really long, but it gives me hope for the ...This is really long, but it gives me hope for the future of science:<BR/><BR/>Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, "why do airplanes fly?" on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."<BR/><BR/>Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:<BR/><BR/> "First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.<BR/><BR/> Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.<BR/><BR/> Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:<BR/><BR/> 1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.<BR/> 2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over. <BR/><BR/> So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."unmitigated mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13901264130484454602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-62049032015638206432008-12-02T23:24:00.000+00:002008-12-02T23:24:00.000+00:00Each generation gets stoopider. It's like we've hi...Each generation gets stoopider. It's like we've hit the pinnacle of smart and are on the downswing.<BR/><BR/>PS - You HAVE to drop by my Tue blog post with your support. It's a call to all international allies to support VE in his time of need. Many thanks...Ed & Jeannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730956006290504616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-42307752589089426102008-12-02T23:03:00.000+00:002008-12-02T23:03:00.000+00:00ooooooo.... the Tardis!ooooooo.... the Tardis!Self & Co.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13022401457638710726noreply@blogger.com