tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post3902276603455246444..comments2023-12-20T08:49:04.719+00:00Comments on Better Oot Than In: Updated: Ezee-KeyzeeUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-29072784198151530932009-10-01T12:03:54.303+01:002009-10-01T12:03:54.303+01:00Apos - Is that for the MiL?Apos - Is that for the MiL?Mr Fartyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09181992797303553788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-79281167672741594792009-10-01T04:01:24.915+01:002009-10-01T04:01:24.915+01:00Can you add...fuk off u git!Can you add...fuk off u git!apositivepessimisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13734568753024328248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-84126167474999680022009-09-28T00:50:38.937+01:002009-09-28T00:50:38.937+01:00Daffers - Disting? Never heard of it. Except maybe...Daffers - <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=disting" rel="nofollow">Disting?</a> Never heard of it. Except maybe 100 years ago. Don't tell <a href="http://thebloggess.com/?p=3599" rel="nofollow">The Bloggess</a>, she'll be gutted.Mr Fartyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09181992797303553788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-68927283724135270512009-09-27T21:11:56.731+01:002009-09-27T21:11:56.731+01:00But didn't someone just invent a thing to stop...But didn't someone just invent a thing to stop you texting when you're drunk, you had to do a maths test or something, wasn't long ago. I'm new to coliary, it could come in handy. In Nigeria they say "disting". E.g. Where I dey go put my disting?Daphne Wayne-Boughhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10581048408996935564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-78812497256588644512009-09-24T19:55:16.859+01:002009-09-24T19:55:16.859+01:00VE - First I'd need someone to show me how to ...VE - First I'd need someone to show me how to switch it on.Mr Fartyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09181992797303553788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-13402328357751828862009-09-24T18:33:52.736+01:002009-09-24T18:33:52.736+01:00Genius. Then you can write a dummies book for tex...Genius. Then you can write a dummies book for texters to learn how to use it...Ed & Jeannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730956006290504616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-86641401327049082022009-09-22T19:42:26.161+01:002009-09-22T19:42:26.161+01:00Debi - There's nothing like a bit of emotional...Debi - There's nothing like a bit of emotional blackmail, innit?Mr Fartyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09181992797303553788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-86756392174881067022009-09-21T12:35:03.655+01:002009-09-21T12:35:03.655+01:00Please don't make me dead to you! At least, no...<i>Please</i> don't make me dead to you! At least, not until the end of the year. I'm still enjoying your lovely calendar... (followed link, all coming clear now)#Debihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16912664724362916680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-59402526620436502412009-09-20T22:51:55.143+01:002009-09-20T22:51:55.143+01:00Debi - Here's the origin of the word coliary. ...Debi - Here's <a href="http://thebloggess.com/?p=3599" rel="nofollow">the origin of the word coliary</a>. If that doesn't clear it up, you are dead to me.<br /><br />Amy - Your welcome. This is easy.<br /><br />Lady M - Oh, hai! Glad you like it.<br /><br />Cat - Isn't that called a "Best Mate"?Mr Fartyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09181992797303553788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-64168251511427443562009-09-20T19:36:32.289+01:002009-09-20T19:36:32.289+01:00I need something which actually stops me from text...I need something which actually stops me from texting when I've had a drink. Invent that?Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11858850210791504996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-79319320030362006592009-09-19T20:43:38.194+01:002009-09-19T20:43:38.194+01:00BRILLIANT! Sign me up for shares, hic...BRILLIANT! Sign me up for shares, hic...lady macleodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12830048414719866472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-41415378345049811492009-09-17T14:53:57.360+01:002009-09-17T14:53:57.360+01:00I can so totally relate to the difficulty operatin...I can so totally relate to the difficulty operating those coliary keypads when drunk. It's so nice to have entire thoughts on one key. Then people won't KNOW you're drunk. "your brilliant"Amyhttp://www.amymusings.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-85013878495128219242009-09-17T11:38:32.166+01:002009-09-17T11:38:32.166+01:00Nope, never heard it. Must be running with the wro...Nope, never heard it. Must be running with the wrong crowd...#Debihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16912664724362916680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-36284699561525284602009-09-16T20:16:37.023+01:002009-09-16T20:16:37.023+01:00Oops. Apparently I have a blog. How about that?
L...Oops. Apparently I have a blog. How about that?<br /><br />Lesley - Master of PaintShop (as if!), professional photographer (unpaid), sheet-folder extraordinaire, that's me. How's that D9 post going? Maybe you should make it D10 so that it's ready in time for the sequel. LOL!<br /><br />Cofo - We Chinese think of everything...hang on, I'm not Chinese. I must have forgotten something!<br /><br />#Debi - Click here for <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coliary" rel="nofollow">Coliary</a>. It's a Merkan word. Susrprised you haven't come across it before, it's very popular.Mr Fartyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09181992797303553788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-60221130956639287812009-09-12T12:43:34.157+01:002009-09-12T12:43:34.157+01:00Please to 'splain for the ignorant Merkan...wh...Please to 'splain for the ignorant Merkan...what is this "coliary" of which you speak? Love the photo, btw, esp. the wolverines...#Debihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16912664724362916680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-72900682725054768892009-09-11T01:13:28.748+01:002009-09-11T01:13:28.748+01:00I WAS a little worried about what would happen in ...I WAS a little worried about what would happen in the event of a wolverine attack. I'm glad to see that this issue has been resolved.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-56641653578062560422009-09-10T21:19:36.320+01:002009-09-10T21:19:36.320+01:00DUDE: Awesome pic. I love this in absurd amounts. ...DUDE: Awesome pic. I love this in absurd amounts. HALP! (Coliary. Wolverines. HEH.)Lesleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02086626834416079167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-17598751434804264652009-09-10T21:08:35.281+01:002009-09-10T21:08:35.281+01:00Cofo - Now I just need a rich backer. I hear Sir S...Cofo - Now I just need a rich backer. I hear Sir Shred's got a few million tucked away.<br /><br />Lesley - Oh, good idea! *scribbles hastily*<br /><br />Laurie - I'm always retarded when I'm drunky.<br /><br />Lesley - Training seminars! Excellent! *breaks pencil in excitement*<br /><br />Z - I actually wince when I deliberately mis-spell words. Probly why I never do that.<br /><br />Sew - Heh. "Moar beer"<br /><br /><b>Picture added!!!</b>Mr Fartyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09181992797303553788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-75586884841541586642009-09-10T13:06:48.455+01:002009-09-10T13:06:48.455+01:00[Hi] [LOL] [LUV] [IDEA] [ROFL]
However, like Laur...[Hi] [LOL] [LUV] [IDEA] [ROFL]<br /><br />However, like Laurie, I'd probably tell everyone they were retarded in the most rude and obnoxious way when trying to say "Let's all rent a movie and order pizza and beer"Sewmousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01698392521648800227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-1800944812783134232009-09-10T09:14:51.132+01:002009-09-10T09:14:51.132+01:00Laurie, that would be what the 'soz' butto...Laurie, that would be what the 'soz' button is for. Farty, you're (soz, your) a genius, and I particularly love the 'ect' - pure Nigel Molesworth.Zhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00822383355869390919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-12718512058920694812009-09-10T06:09:32.826+01:002009-09-10T06:09:32.826+01:00Laurie: Send it to me! I'll come pick you up a...Laurie: Send it to me! I'll come pick you up any time! I might take a while getting there (long-ish drive), but you can rest assured I won't let your drunky booty wander around the streets at night. And then when we get to your house I'll lead a "HOW TO USE THE DATA FEATURES ON YOUR PHONE" seminar for Bill.Lesleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02086626834416079167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-32008816423404940672009-09-10T03:52:42.772+01:002009-09-10T03:52:42.772+01:00Great idea, but when I'm drunky, I'd still...Great idea, but when I'm drunky, I'd still probably press the wrong button and send "yor retarded" instead of LOL, thus completely alienating the other person. Knowing me, I'd probably accidentally do that when sober, too.<br /><br />Lesley, if I sent that message to Bill I'd NEVER get picked up because a) he wouldn't understand it, and b) he never checks his text messages. Ever.Lauriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00682513110485580000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-68360780821648718032009-09-10T00:23:44.706+01:002009-09-10T00:23:44.706+01:00Dude. This is brilliant. Maybe it could also inclu...Dude. This is brilliant. Maybe it could also include a button for "comsh pish meshup I drunky."<br /><br />Of course I, myself, would never need one of these as I, myself, am never, EVER drunk. Ahem.Lesleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02086626834416079167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1980919973276212167.post-25821283146902888972009-09-10T00:16:53.627+01:002009-09-10T00:16:53.627+01:00Invest! Invest! Invest!
A fortune to be made if ...Invest! Invest! Invest! <br /><br />A fortune to be made if I ever saw one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com